…do they not get news down there?

Raiders of the Lost Ark. Got it on VHS from my grandpa when I was a little kid, and actually couldn't watch the ending for a few years because it scared me so much.

Oh man…forgot how much I love that gag

While I certainly wouldn't vote him for president, I must sheepishly admit I've warmed up to Justin Timberlake. His charm and comedic timing actually seems pretty real and not forced.

You know what's crazy? I had no idea that Maron was on tonight. Maybe next time they should put up some banner ads so I know!

I took great pleasure in whispering that to my girlfriend when we saw the god awful Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (her choice). That was the only pleasure I got out of that movie.

Hello…hehehehe…HELLO!

…. exactly what the hell took them so long? Is the RIAA a bunch of old men who can't figure out how to open the gosh darn interwebs browser?

Could've saved it with "…to the wall because her show is so awful!"

Noooooooo. Whyyyyyyyyy. Whyyyyyy cruel world.

"I'm not calling him dad, ever. Even if there's a FIRE!"

Greta Gerwig to me is that cute, understated art girl that nobody noticed in college, but you did and you're like "How is she single?"

I have a friend who HATES Step Brothers and I just can't get why. Even thinking about some scenes in that movie cracks me the fuck up.

Wow, those cameos jumped up a notch! They really got out of hand fast!

What a warm, positive post!

THANK YOU

You're the worst kind of nerd if you find fault with how people ice climb in a FANTASY television show.

I think I feel the same way about John Karsinski that a lot of people do about Zooey Deschanel: rather than charming and cutesy and adorable, I find him kind of annoying.

Snap, hadn't even figured in Attack of the Block. More excited now!

"You're only makin' it worse for yourself!"