Dammit O'Neal, the whole office just looked over after that loud, singular laugh from that last sentence. I hope you're happy.

Sorry everyone, I just wanted to recreate a scene from my favorite movie, Das Boot. Or as we say in English..the boot.

My favorite part of that video is that there are no gasps or concerned mumbles…

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Oh dear…I'm afraid I don't.

Moulin Rogue can suck it, for eternity.

And now, randomly enough, I have that image of Larry David eating black penis cake by himself in the kitchen in the middle of the night.

Came across this under "recommendations" on Youtube and I really do love the way it skewers those small critics from local TV stations that love every movie…you know the whole

You keep saying that word, "implications", I don't get what you mean…

I look forward to him interrupting the shows I enjoy on Comedy Central to tell me what he's talking about on his next show! CONSTANTLY!

The one where they all die from too much coffee and finally someone else can sit on that goddamn couch

:(

What is neutral milk, and how is it different than regular milk?

"Basing an entire film around the observation that kids today are crazy with their Facebook and their iPhones and the Twittering and the color television and whatnot"

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I've always thought she's one of very few comedians who can do "shock humor" effectively without coming off as a pure gimmick.

"I swear, I didn't know it was stolen!"

It is in my head movies!

Too much Michael Bay in the past week on AV Club. It's distressing me greatly!

The fact that it's going into its 11th season actually means there is no God.

I saw Mud and loved it. Totally took me by surprise-just a great movie all around, fired on all cylinders. I saw Trance too and was unfortunately pretty damn disappointed. Still enjoyed it, but a big let down from my expectations. Stupid expectations.