The Jeselnik Offensive is SO funny because he says offensive things! Can you believe the balls on this guy? HI-LARIOUS.

Awwwwwww geez! I've only been an avid reader/commenter since last fall but I've loved all your guys' stuff.

Only about 4 days behind on this one, AV Club. No offense, just sayin.

I'd be more interested if not for Sofia Coppola.

"And by small movie, I mean it cost tens of millions to make, not hundreds."

That literally made me laugh out loud…well done sir.

Do we think that's what Charlie Brown does when he uh, ya know…arrives?

“I think in five or 10 years time, people will come to realize how brilliant Hangover II is.”
Hahahahaha oh man…he really had me going there for a minute.

I see where people can get the image, but I seriously recommend watching a good interview with him. He spends most of the time praising other artists, actually.

Agreed, that interview was really fascinating to me. I love hearing artists talk about their creative process, why they do the things they do. HIs comment about making smaller, simpler things so he can create longer instead of burning out was particularly interesting to me.

Still don't quite get the Jack White hate on this site, what am I missing?

"…bringing families closer by allowing them all to watch their Netflix separately and never have to talk to each other."

Logs in to Netlix, changes password to "yesivebeensharing_screwyounetflix"

I remember the "Disney-fied" version where instead of driving to the liquor store, they drive to the ice cream store. Can't make this stuff up.

Thanks for reminding of that fucking awful gag from the first one. I was the only one of my friends who didn't find it gut-bustingly hilarious. Blech.

It'd be pretty great if Carl's Jr did ever get to the point where their slogan really is "Fuck you, I'm eating!"

"Hold me when I'm here, love me when I'm gone…"

Oh shit TODAY was the day they're fumegating the building? But ALSO the day we're testing out the lockdown system?

I won't and frankly, I'm disturbed you've asked me to do so.

Masuka is the one who needs the spinoff. Make it happen somehow!