Damn…I thought this looked at least a little fun, but it's being shit on by every critic. Shame.

I know it's probably already intended to be a parody of Von Trier, but when I hear this it reminds me of the avant garde director from The Mighty Boosh.

If the pit bosses catch you counting cards…this is where they send you.

You forgot to mention the return of Gil Faizon and George St. Geegler! Even though I've already watched that sketch online probably a dozen times, I'm still excited for it…

But who will captain his fishing vessel in the freezing seas up north?!?!

I've always hated the single version of "I Ran" that completely cuts out the building intro…I think that and the solo make the song.

I for one am really damn glad there's at least one director out there who continues to make stop-motion animation films in a sea of shitty CGI animation sequels. There's nothing else like it. And he hasn't really made a bad movie yet-I loved Coraline, actually.

Sucks for the SLC folks…Saltair is a shit hole in the biggest sense of the word. Definitely not a fun fan…but T&S at Redrocks? Yeahhhhhh…not bad!

Does this mean we'll see a big resurgence of Yoda on lunch boxes, velcro shoes, backpacks, EVERYTHING?!

I love this movie, so much. It's so terribly underrated! My favorite scene in any movie to watch around Christmas time is the end of this, when he escapes and at least for a minute gets to see his sister-he gets all misty and I'll be damned if I don't get misty too…

I'm gonna watch Major League tonight in honor…RIP

*Comes walking back*
Oh. Well this is awkward.

Community sucks!

"Man I got so drunk last night and I…will I'm trying to be politically correct, so I African American-ed out."

You know what got old really, really fast? People posting the status "Beyonce totally won the Superbowl!"

I shall join you in this noble venture, sir.

Good luck living up to the standard Nicholson set…

No Creation?! GTFO.

I think I actually cheered when Gwenyth Paltrow died. Is that wrong?

Oh snap it totally is…screw it, I'll leave it.