You know your movie sucks when I guess the twist before I even go see it…

"Hey dude that new Sly movie opens this weekend, let's go see it!"

You know how some movies are made to be PG-13, like the studios are just asking for money? Well when the opposite happens it's just fucking awful. This script felt like it was written by a 12 year old with all the random, completely unnatural "fucks".

Also, I watched Heavyweights on demand (fo free!) and had no idea Judd Apatow co-wrote that movie. That's kind of cool.

You think this is bad…just wait until you see the director's cut!

This is getting old or This movie is at least half an hour too long

I too have trouble catching up with hour long shows, even when it's without commercials so it's only like 42 minutes (unless it's HBO or Showtime). Part of the reason I'll probably never watch Buffy. Adult Swim shows are the easiest thing in the world to catch up on—only 12 to 15 minutes each episode!

I don't even really eat ice cream and I'm buying this. I'll try some while I'm working on my night cheese!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't get into Buffy, Josh Modell. Started watching it on Netflix and just…couldn't do it, I don't know. I might get back to it eventually but it's not at the top of my list.

Wait a minute Jules! Are you tellin' me…you need an adrenaline needle?!

Sad to think that the audience for this movie won't leave their house to go see it.

Chea, riiiight! As if we didn't notice!

I loved the whole "feel bad movie of Christmas" campaign. Guess it didn't stick…

OK, seriously-this is like the 4th or 5th reminder in the past day that 30 Rock is ending. THANK YOU AV CLUB, I GET IT. I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT IT!

So because he's on a sketch show you don't like, he can't be in anyone else's sketch show, ever?

The Spotted Oxe (or whatever animal it was) tour guide videos killed it in my opinion. I was cracking up the whole time-even the delivery was perfect. Young Billy Joel started out great and then just got weird.

I may or may not cry myself to sleep tomorrow night.

Goddamn, this show has a way of building tension throughout each episode like no other show I've ever seen. I was holding my breath during the whole final scene at the gas station. Just…amazing writing. I love this goddamn show.

Wow, I'm actually pretty excited now. I set it up on the ol' DVR just to check it out and maybe get to it eventually, but this will be watched right after Justified tonight.

Your story has become tiresome. ROLL THE CLIP!