Holy hot damn I completely forgot about Seven Psychopaths coming out this week. Well this already makes the rest of it pretty damn awesome!

When this book comes out I want everyone to be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door, cause we don't need it!

*Starts writing Emeril zombie movie*

Yeahhhhhhhh…my brother and his girlfriend DVR Pawn Stars and will watch hours on end. They're in their early 20s…I just don't get it.

They need to plant a fake corpse in one of the lockers…that'll kick it up a notch!

My brother watches this show all the time and finds it highly entertaining-maybe I'm just spoiled by the likes of Justified, but I just don't find weird people buying and sorting through old storage lockers to be at all entertaining. Also, I don't get people's love for Pawn Stars. Literally every episode plays out the…

I sincerely hope that's EXACTLY how he looks in the film. Hire O'Neal as the concept artist!

Ooh that's actually a great block. Argo is great, Les Mis is really good too.

*Sheepishly raises hand to indicate he hasn't seen the whole thing yet*

I was considering doing that, but I'm kinda glad I didn't, too…hours and hours of heavy emotional drama hahaha

I saw none of these last weekend-instead, I saw Amour. Glad I was decently drunk when I saw it cause it was looooooooooooong….and depressing as all hell.

This is one of those songs where it sounds like the melody should be "Take On Me", but it's not quite, which drives me mad.

Starring Michael Kelso as Steve Jobs!

The TV spots for this movie are fucking unbearable "Some movies get an R rating…and some earn them! DERP DE DERP DE DERPY DERPY! IT'S A RAUNCHY MOVIE!"

"Oh hey Jabba what's goin' on?"
"Han says I froze him."
"Well did you?"
"No, it's not true, don't even ask!"

It would certainly be the most yellow looking Star Wars ever!

I'm pretty sure it's a given that any artist who comes through here has to mention the altitude. I saw an Aussie duo open for Nada Surf and the adorable lead singer made herself more adorable when she said something like:

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Yeah, found that out from a bartender near the Esquire haha. Naturally,no one follows that.

Fun fact: did you know it's illegal to stand on the side of the street and flag down a cab in Denver? You have to call for one.

I wept actively when a shitty pop-rap group with our area code took off.