The homeless folks on 16th street mall will scare the small town folk though, so be warned!

Any mention in this song about how kick ass our public transportation is? Seriously, you can take the lightrail anywhere! What does this translate to? Pre-gaming for pretty much everything.

Mumford and Sons, for people who like folk music but not enough to listen to actual folk music!

Jack White, eh? Well fine, I guess you finally made me decide to watch this horrible, horrible awards show.

Ooh La La is a fucking great song…but it doesn't have the rawness of Making Time.

Problem?

Good…I'm not the only one who voted for that hahaha

Did anyone else vote for The Creation?

"Oh that's right, they were a thing."

"…you smell li-"
"YEAH I DO."

As someone who fucking hates snakes…that was not an easy episode to watch.

Any president who starts a speech with:

"Sir, I don't mean to swear…but I am irritated right now!"

Could we have the newest The Room?!

I was explaining that gag (dying alone by choking on a TV dinner) to my girlfriend because she'd never seen the show, and now she's all excited to watch it. It definitely is a simple, but very clever joker!

"I am a stabbing robot!"

I stopped reading when I saw The Last Exorcism. Really?!?! Luckily I scanned and saw Drag Me To Hell. That movie criminally underrated.

Let's all meet at a central location in the country to see the movie!

Thanks AV Club, for reminding this show is no more. This is like a friend telling me my ex-girlfriend is banging someone but there's a very slim chance she'll hook up with me once.