…Dane Cook?

Ontario Wheels had some super hilarious little touches, like "I'm gonna go smoke my cannabis cigarette now." I felt like he did a good job of doing the Canadian stereotype without going overboard. Jenny Slate is criminally underrated, that's for damn sure!

I checked out the preview of Kroll Show on demand and was actually pretty damn impressed-I thought I might enjoy it, but I think I enjoyed it more than I thought. Some sketches fell a little flat but the running Publizity sketch and the basketball ref were both pretty great.

"Chicago police have also been looking into whether he and his crew played a role in the murder of aspiring rapper Lil Jojo last fall."

@Dikachu:disqus Sadly, no. But now I'm being made to see Gangster Squad. In the words of Job Bluth: I've made a huge mistake!

Haha my girlfriend and I just wanted to see a movie and had seen pretty much everything else…so Jack it was.

What have you wrought, Spike Lee? Well not a good movie in years, that's at least for sure! *Rimshot*

This movie was weird. It was some genuinely fun action set pieces in the middle of an overly long mystery with a hilariously stupid reveal/motive.

I caught The Other Dream Team one afternoon when I just really wanted to go to the movies-it was at this little indie theater in walking distance from my house. Really, really enjoyed it. Genuinely inspiring, funny, even sad. I wish it got more recognition!

Oh ho yes but you see, it wouldn't do much good-I've already got one!

I fart in his general direction!

Is it cool if I tag along?

That opening poem sounds it like was read by a 7th grader.

A sincere congratulations to you sir! I know the feeling. I'd been online dating for almost 2 years when I met my current girlfriend. It is no picnic-a lot dates you think go really, really well, and then she never calls you back and you're out on your ass again.

Lucky me indeed!

Haha the sex scenes elicit nothing but terrified screams, it's amazing

I found out it's coming to a quaint little indie theater 2 blocks from my house on the 25th…hooray indie cinemas!

The main point is, A Haunted House was NOT number one this weekend. All is right in the world.

It's being billed as "The new Rocky Horror" actually—a bunch of drunk people yelling hilarious things at Tommy Wiseau and Sestosterone. It is way too much fun!

Started off the weekend finally seeing Zero Dark Thirty. I know there's raging debate about it, and some people think it's propaganda (I can understand not liking it, but that's just plain dumb), but personally it's my pick for best picture with four noms left to see: Amour, Lincoln, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Les…