I knew I was paraphrasing…been too long since I've seen it. Still awesome either way.

R. Kelly: Man, why you gotta be making songs about me pissin' on girls?
Chapelle: Man…why you gotta be pissin' on girls in the first place?!

Take me to your special place
Close your eyes show me your face!

Than I say to you, fair enough sir.

The epitome of "No, it's totally cool! I've got this one black friend…"

So-crates!

Screw those who hate Portlandia…I am damn excited for it to return! And Justified next week!

It's like Tim and Eric happened in real life. Amazing. Best random cuts of all time.

I say fuck you, Ameri-cen carpet! I pees all over you! Stupeed fat Ameri-cens!

"Get in that ass Kelsey!"
"I beg your pardon sir?!"

I actually have not but can I just say…
"That's my skull!"

The idea of speeding on pot reminds me of the scene in The Room when Mark smokes a joint and becomes super aggressive…

Wowwwwwwwww…just…wow. And do they really think many people will even go to that theater now? I live in Denver and no way in HELL would I ever go there after it re-opens…

Seeing this one the big screen a few Halloweens ago was one of the best theater going experiences I've ever had. It was part of a whole program with goofy/fun horror movie trailers and cartoons beforehand, including the infamous Alfred Hitchcock-led Psycho trailer with the tour of the Bates motel and house.

I remember when Jamie Kennedy was on our college campus promoting whatever the hell that awful, awful, awful dance movie he made was. He was handing out slap bracelets because they were going for some retro theme.

Ha…see my post. Glad I'm not the only one!

Is it crazy that I think Skyfall should be nominated for Best Cinematography?

When I heard the name "Baz Luhrman", that's when I decided to quit while I was ahead.

I can't wait to see someone do the Charleston to 99 Problems!

I can see how that was misunderstood haha. I haven't ready the book in yeaaaaaars but I remember it being beautiful and light…