There's your story! The Cubs do not in fact win the 2015 World Series, forever altering time and space!

Oh no I didn't mean I was rolling my eyes at you…that was just the stereotypical response to a book adaptation haha

There's a sequin season? This is the only feature on AV Club where I would learn something like that.

YOU GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH!

The movie failed to capture the grit and depth of the book…as always. 
*eye roll

I'm one of maybe 5 people who want another Back to the Future movie Get on it! Christopher Lloyd isn't getting any younger (or older for that matter…)

"I love your last film Spike!"
"WHITE GUILT YOU RACIST CRACKER"

"I love your last film Spike!"
"WHITE GUILT YOU RACIST CRACKER"

Antoine Fuqua had a great response. Spike Lee has made some pretty good movies, but nothing memorable in a long time. He's always kind of bugged me.

Good point! I suppose I do still feel a twinge of sympathy for her, as she really was just "something to show off" to Calvin

Good point! I suppose I do still feel a twinge of sympathy for her, as she really was just "something to show off" to Calvin

Local grindhouse theater?! I don't care if it's in Detroit, I need to move there!

Local grindhouse theater?! I don't care if it's in Detroit, I need to move there!

"…family of OK cannibals who, ya know, really aren't so bad once you get to know them and understand where they're coming from!"

"…family of OK cannibals who, ya know, really aren't so bad once you get to know them and understand where they're coming from!"

It's a damn shame horror movies have turned into loud noise scares with zero atmosphere or real shocks. Even worse are the trailers for said movies, which are all cut in the EXACT SAME WAY, especially:

It's a damn shame horror movies have turned into loud noise scares with zero atmosphere or real shocks. Even worse are the trailers for said movies, which are all cut in the EXACT SAME WAY, especially:

Thank you sir!

Thanks friend! Today is the "hitting the wall" stage, I figure it's all downhill from here…

I was sick as hell, so I spent most of my weekend in front of my TV, which actually got frustrating. But I watched: