I get 'nam flashbacks whenever I hear "Run through the Jungle," and I'm pretty sure I wasn't even alive then.

RH: "You know those AV Club banner ads where annoying graphics are constantly blocking your screen? I invented those."

I believe you're describing Ted Cruz.

Eddie Murphy! And Liam Neeson kinda, although he had different reasons for going pulp.

"No one who dislikes Clinton is voting for her now" — well, a fair amount of prominent Republicans of the fiscal conservative variety claim to be voting for her in defiance of Trump. But who knows if they actually will. It's true what they say, "you can never trust what a Republican says, because they're greedy and…

Oh, gotcha, I missed that part. Well, really, he's been doing the Simpsons for like 30 years now — funny to think that it kicked off like half decade after Spinal Tap. Anyway, what's taken him so long to get a backbone about this stuff? From what I've read of his thoughts, in the book Live from New York and various…

Right? I mean, if nothing else, the royalties from the "Hairy Shearers" barbershop franchise has got to be pretty lucrative.

He is an American military hero, but that doesn't necessarily make him a good or noble or even trustworthy politician. He lost any sort of high ground when he endorsed Bush in 2000 even after the cowardly and transparently dishonest smear job he endured from that campaign. It's been a sad, steady descent ever since.

I would argue that if ever a modern, big-budget superhero flick did have real thematic "substance," it's Winter Soldier. I even found it somewhat moving how they managed to portray Cap as feeling unmoored and without any real friends in the new era he suddenly finds himself in — a theme that informs the plot via his…

I wouldn't say I'm a fan, exactly, but they're unquestionably better than their reputation, and perfectly acceptable as pulp fantasy aimed at an adolescent audience — no worse than similarly flawed and overwrought but entertaining fare like the Hunger Games or Harry Potter franchises. And parts of them are really…

It's actually not just some random little place, but a venue that hosts some pretty renowned artists, if only for lack of a bigger stage in an area where lots of major celebrities and rock stars live and play. Still, this is no doubt the most epic show they've hosted, and I would have loved to have been there.

"When it comes to window blinds, vertical blinds are terrific … but so are horizontal blinds"

Well, if we can consider Zombieland a "random place," and I think we can, then yeah, he totally did that.

Just a shitty, embarrassing character from day one. And getting worse with each "edgy" new interpretation.

It kinda seems like Sean's time at Starwipe has broken him. I mean, unsurprisingly — having to pay attention to celebrity culture on a minute-by-minute basis like that, even if only to mock it, has got to have a shattering impact on one's perspective. But damn dude, this was just another stupid twitter meme among…

Yeah my friends and I have learned that lesson over the years, and now we usually share one as opposed to each having his own. You just don't need that much, unless you're the Belush or something

The audiobook version of comedians' memoirs is definitely the way to go; they are professional entertainers, why wouldn't you want to hear this stuff in their actual voice? It certainly elevates the material of David Cross' I Drink for a Reason, in no small part because he regularly stops to chastise you, the…

That's Bob Dole's peanut butter!

One of my favorite Norm moments too, and made all the better by the fact that Jon clearly does NOT want to be laughing at it — it was, I believe, just a day or two after the actual incident — but is almost doubled over laughing anyway.

That's not all that's backwards. They call mates partners and partners mates, and they say "how ya going" in what I can only imagine is some sinister conflation of "how ya doing" and "how's it going."