Yeah, he's pro-choice and pro a lot of Democrat things because he's simply a contrarian in California. In Texas, he'd be called a pussy liberal to his face. Wah wah, California is so hard to live in with our 75 degree weather and our all star team of hot ass women coming in from all over the world with quickly dashed…

That motherfucker does love kneeling before Zod.

That motherfucker does love kneeling before Zod.

I'm not sure what could be simpler than a ladle. Maybe it's some sort of pot pump. Or a small fence to keep the kitchen free of those who have yet mastered the spoon.

I'm not sure what could be simpler than a ladle. Maybe it's some sort of pot pump. Or a small fence to keep the kitchen free of those who have yet mastered the spoon.

Back her up!

Back her up!

Nah, man, it's a coin toss between "Walk Through the Fire" and "Where Do Go From Here?"

Nah, man, it's a coin toss between "Walk Through the Fire" and "Where Do Go From Here?"

You mean there's a better way?!

You mean there's a better way?!

I had a trick or treater who was a black Spider-Man. I almost called him Miles Morales but the kid struck me as a 616 purist.He even looked like he disapproved of all that One More Day bullshit. Yep, that 6 year old sure did leave an impression.

I had a trick or treater who was a black Spider-Man. I almost called him Miles Morales but the kid struck me as a 616 purist.He even looked like he disapproved of all that One More Day bullshit. Yep, that 6 year old sure did leave an impression.

Because they monitor our watching activity and know that we could not be more aware of breasts.

Because they monitor our watching activity and know that we could not be more aware of breasts.

Took my kids to the dentist today and was shivering with anticipation of hearing that my daughter might need braces. Yet the dentist said it like, "She has some crowding and I can recommend an orthodontist." I wanted to yell "Dental Plan!" I have so few joys as a middle aged male receptionist.

Took my kids to the dentist today and was shivering with anticipation of hearing that my daughter might need braces. Yet the dentist said it like, "She has some crowding and I can recommend an orthodontist." I wanted to yell "Dental Plan!" I have so few joys as a middle aged male receptionist.

Don't look at him! He's a monster!

Don't look at him! He's a monster!

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