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skullcrusherjones
avclub-50e9ea9c1bc5e6067ab7c0d8fbdd5f21--disqus

Glub glub.

Iron helps us play!

Iron helps us play!

"Why it's Poppin' Fresh. I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo."

"Why it's Poppin' Fresh. I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo."

EXACTLY

EXACTLY

And there's a gremlin on the wing!

And there's a gremlin on the wing!

She's got a very attractive fan base if you catch my driftwood

She's got a very attractive fan base if you catch my driftwood

Fuck it, they'll do it live.

Fuck it, they'll do it live.

And he could always ride that hell cycle over Chris Brown a few times for good measure.

And he could always ride that hell cycle over Chris Brown a few times for good measure.

Next on the menu: those two humping dogs outside Peggy's motel.

Next on the menu: those two humping dogs outside Peggy's motel.

Does this mean you'll break The Count's back leaving him paralyzed while Jean Paul Valley takes up the mantle of The Count?

Does this mean you'll break The Count's back leaving him paralyzed while Jean Paul Valley takes up the mantle of The Count?

So many great quotes from the jury sketch.
"I can describe Micahel Jackson's penis and I ain't ever seen it. It's got a head, a shaft, some balls, some hair. Pressed and permed, I imagine. Some glitter."
"Er, that's right"
"I couldn't pick my own penis out of a lineup and me and my penis are like this!"