I dunno, it shouldn't take too long to do Houston.

I'd watch that!

Wrist action.

Aren't thou glad I doth not sayeth Ophelia?

Nope Herder.

So when he talka shit, he's really given us he professional opinion? Chris Brown knows shit.

I have a machete for cutting down my banana tree each year. Banana trees are really bushes and need to be trimmed down each time we have "winter" here in Texas. So I use my machete to bushwhack. I usually use my axe to jack off.

I rather watch Judge Donkeylips.

ID42MI

That'll be the inscription on the Oscar.

I saw that on my cable listing. So is Logo going through mission drift or is this a beard?

[picks up grapefruit]

They're a bunch of dirty broads.

I hear Snow White makes love like a dental hygienist. 

Took my kids to thw Alamo and cracked a joke about the basement. They had no idea what I was talking about. Damn kids today. What do they learn in school?

And Marley in costumes.

Last son of Krypton.

The flyover by Endeavor was awesome here in Houston. Too bad it couldn't stay here. I still get pissed when I see it getting dragged around in those fucking truck commercials.

In Mary Roaches' Packing For Mars there is a radio transmission from an early Apollo (or possibly Gemini mission) in which an astronaut reveals that he smuggled few sandwiches aboard. Crumbs get everywhere so the otner astronaut makes him put it away. The matter of factness of the second astronaut is hilarious.

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