So many great quotes from the jury sketch.
"I can describe Micahel Jackson's penis and I ain't ever seen it. It's got a head, a shaft, some balls, some hair. Pressed and permed, I imagine. Some glitter."
"Er, that's right"
"I couldn't pick my own penis out of a lineup and me and my penis are like this!"

That wasn't a cameo. Artie just happened to be driving a Hazmat truck that day.

That wasn't a cameo. Artie just happened to be driving a Hazmat truck that day.

Julie Delpy's vagina's been rejuvenated?! That should be an above the fold headline!

Julie Delpy's vagina's been rejuvenated?! That should be an above the fold headline!

Mightymightybosstones. His mom is ska clairvoyant.

Mightymightybosstones. His mom is ska clairvoyant.

Magnets! Yeah!
Denver ! Yeah!
Mark Waid! Yeah!

Magnets! Yeah!
Denver ! Yeah!
Mark Waid! Yeah!

The last time I went to Taco Bell at 1:30 AM was when i was in a drive thru line where a girl was going down on a guy in a pick up truck. I thought to myself, "What am I doing with my life? Here I am eating tacos i don't need in the middle of the night. Instead I could be getting blown AND eating tacos I don't need in…

The last time I went to Taco Bell at 1:30 AM was when i was in a drive thru line where a girl was going down on a guy in a pick up truck. I thought to myself, "What am I doing with my life? Here I am eating tacos i don't need in the middle of the night. Instead I could be getting blown AND eating tacos I don't need in…

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Waterfalls!

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Waterfalls!

Danzig would have played it less gay…if he could afford a iPad. What? Do you think mesh shirts grow on trees? They do! And Glen is sitting under one listening to the purity of tape on a Walkman.

Danzig would have played it less gay…if he could afford a iPad. What? Do you think mesh shirts grow on trees? They do! And Glen is sitting under one listening to the purity of tape on a Walkman.

Popeyes was better when it had a more limited menu and more limited mindest when it came to race relations.

Popeyes was better when it had a more limited menu and more limited mindest when it came to race relations.

Looks like the Big C be F'd in the A.

Looks like the Big C be F'd in the A.

It the arms out in a action figure pose that really put it over the top