It is pretty damn fantastic.

Not liking Emperor of the North? You better believe that's a hobo beating.

Not liking Emperor of the North? You better believe that's a hobo beating.

Oh, so *that's* what happens when you keep beating it.

Oh, so *that's* what happens when you keep beating it.

I could watch that tailor cut things with that giant pair of scissors all day.

I could watch that tailor cut things with that giant pair of scissors all day.

Now, go on upstairs son and wash your ass and we'll watch Martin Lawrence. 

Now, go on upstairs son and wash your ass and we'll watch Martin Lawrence. 

He coughed it out and it devoured him The Blob style. Or The Stuff so we can hear that snappy jingle.

He coughed it out and it devoured him The Blob style. Or The Stuff so we can hear that snappy jingle.

When a vice president and an attack dog love each other very much…

When a vice president and an attack dog love each other very much…

Imag-e-nation!

Imag-e-nation!

Hey, Katy Perry is more than a set of tits. She also has incredible set of getaway sticks. Shit, it should be a felony whenever she covers up those games in fucking leggings or jeans.

Hey, Katy Perry is more than a set of tits. She also has incredible set of getaway sticks. Shit, it should be a felony whenever she covers up those games in fucking leggings or jeans.

You'll go blind all right, but only from jerking off too much.

You'll go blind all right, but only from jerking off too much.

Young dad high five, SouthofHeaven! According to Facebook, high school friends of mine are just starting to have kids, while mine are old enough to be into all sorts of cool shit. My son got in an accident yesterday where he may have a few facial scars. I made a crack about how he'll have to be a character actor and…