Young dad high five, SouthofHeaven! According to Facebook, high school friends of mine are just starting to have kids, while mine are old enough to be into all sorts of cool shit. My son got in an accident yesterday where he may have a few facial scars. I made a crack about how he'll have to be a character actor and…

Taco does his Ma bell, Ma Bell, proud.

Taco does his Ma bell, Ma Bell, proud.

We had an old, cranky guy who would said loudly, "AH JEEZ" whenever they showed Suzy in her undies. He also chimed in with "THAT'S A ODD PLACE FOR A MOTORCYCLE", "OH UH" and "SCHRATRA DURACHA!" That last one had me silently cry-laughing because I was determined not to feed his behavior with any acknowledgement. That,…

We had an old, cranky guy who would said loudly, "AH JEEZ" whenever they showed Suzy in her undies. He also chimed in with "THAT'S A ODD PLACE FOR A MOTORCYCLE", "OH UH" and "SCHRATRA DURACHA!" That last one had me silently cry-laughing because I was determined not to feed his behavior with any acknowledgement. That,…

Guess you guys aren't ready for it, but your black kids are gonna love it.

Guess you guys aren't ready for it, but your black kids are gonna love it.

I can't get my verk done!

I can't get my verk done!

Hell, I bought all those and the Ransom soundtrack that had Billy solo scoring some electronic type stuff during the kidnap scenes. And what of Zwan? Surely, you got suckered like I did.

Hell, I bought all those and the Ransom soundtrack that had Billy solo scoring some electronic type stuff during the kidnap scenes. And what of Zwan? Surely, you got suckered like I did.

Are you there Chelsea? is a question that finally makes sense.

Are you there Chelsea? is a question that finally makes sense.

Russell Simmon's Def Middle East

Russell Simmon's Def Middle East

Mah name iz judge

Mah name iz judge

Quizno's sucks cock by choice!

Quizno's sucks cock by choice!

"Devil with a McNugget… THIS COULD CHANGE EVERTHING"