JABLES
You have just described exactly why Elf rocked the house.

pictures of internet writers
One day, we will all be too grown up and mature to discuss hotness or lack thereof in relation to people whose WRITTEN OPINIONS (or written ironic opinions or even acerbic swipes at easy targets) we are reading. This shall be approximately six months after we ascend from physical form into…

proof positive that this is an epically good show
All its biggest fans are about ready to turn on it because of one controversial feature of the first episode of the second season. See also the 30 Rock blog.

this myof felt a little spiteful
You know the movie is bad when I start pitying the people responsible for its badness. I normally don't do pity for anyone not being pursued by the Janjaweed.

Emily Dickinson
Great point. Impressive, because I thought you were dead.

Man, I am so over the abortion debate…
… particularly since is what it lives and dies on is not whether a foetus is a being or not, but whether you're willing to live in a society that legally forces impregnated women to carry babies to term. It might sound alright, but the consequences of that are unconscionable, as…

Economics 101
Do you guys actually realise that this is a fricking planet we live on? Do you know how much gold you would have to create to devalue the commodity? Tonnes at the least. Sure, if you walked onto Wall Street and started shouting "I can turn anything I fucking want into gold!!!" there would be a panic…

Wait…
Is the new sister still deaf? I also watched a working copy of the pilot - if there's a different version even more shallow and poorly written, I shall be sniping NBC executives tonight.

30 rockin
There was no way this episode was not going to be a disappointment, what with all of us chewing our nails over it since the last episode went to air. I'm just glad it's back. I love you, 30 Rock.

woot
I doubt it.

Oh, but thanks for…
…getting me slavering for more 30 Rock. I wish I could cook that show up in a spoon and shoot it up.

californication
I've been pretty unimpressed by Californication. There's some truly fucking awful dialogue going downrange in that show, which David Duchovny often brilliantly covers, but when one of the more cardboard characters like Madeline Zima starts trying to riff with him you can hear the joints grind. I…

this is a typical bullshit celebrity media interview
If I want this crap I'll read Woman's Day (or Us, or whatever you yanks will understand).
1. No one likes Jimmy Fallon. His mum doesn't like him.
2. No one thinks Martin Lawrence is funny. He ranks below the death of a family member for big laughs.

oh, and scott
I think the temporary redemption of not killing his sister is the only way they could maintain any longevity in the character. He's Tony Soprano in reverse in that respect, while Tony could drink from the well of evil again and again because we kind of felt he was really an okay guy, Dexter has been the…

didn't everyone download the first two episodes a fortnight ago?
Must have just been me.

gossip girl
The worst part about that show is my wife loves that shit, and will stick to it long after everyone else has abandoned it.

Snoop Dogg
I'm sad to say it, I never thought I'd see the day…

this has been said about other movies, but…
… do we really need a review of The Graduate? We all know it's great, and the only reason anyone would say otherwise is to get a rise out of the humourless.

YES, I'm a ho!
rjsplow, what are you actually going to do if there's another 18 month delay? You and I both know we'd still watch this show if Aaron McGruder was raping our grandmothers on a daily basis.

once again
Okay, I'm going to make some concessions.