Constantin Films, is that you?

Crap, I got that two-headed movie mixed up with Incredible Two Headed Transplant when I did my count. That should totally take it's place - even if Bruce Dern wasn't acting like he was on Quaaludes he couldn't save that piece of shit.

I think Leviathan is where I first recognized that trope, and a year or so later that became part of why I loved Night of the Demons (the other reasons are not just attached to Linnea Quigley's chest or the dance scene) for subverting that - yeah, he's a bit cowardly, another problem trope, but he still saves the…

I wish it had been nothing but the Dante's Inferno play, but I don't think it's 0%. Then again I'm not big on Saturday Night Fever to begin with so feel free to disregard.

I remember USA showing it and the (made for TV?) sequel a lot back then. This was around the time they ran My Secret Identity, which was kinda like the first five years of Smallville but with Jerry O'Connel right after he lost the baby fat. I know I watched every episode but I can't remember a single thing about it…

Brooks and Dunn!

41 for me. I don't even have the excuse of being a MSTie - less than a quarter of that number have been riffed. At least I stopped going "yep" when the list got to the mid-90s.

Return of the Living Dead 2 sure as hell is nowhere near part 1's level, but the 0%'s for that and Repossessed (which isn't even the worst Leslie Nielsen parody) make me want to see what those critics would think of ROTLD pts 4-5 and your average Seltzer & Friedberg vehicle.

Nah, he just had ribs removed.

Just want to say Q Squared is great, it's like Crisis on Infinite Earths with Star Trek instead of DC and Q vs Trelaine instead of Monitor vs Anti-Monitor. An extra piece of horror to that scene (for the characters, not the reader who knows which version it is) is regular universe Picard is there and doesn't know if…

They do get around.

Yeah yeah, heard that one before. "Geeze, lighten up." Next time joke better.

Wow, really? Not quite liking a season as much as you did is enough to invoke flaming? Get some freaking perspective.

And in an interview, besides talking in general like they've got enough story planned for another season, they said every time they think of ending it they come up with new seasons instead.

It's the weakest season to me, but it says something about the show's overall quality when it's weakest is still at least a B+.

ArchMcCloud!

Similar to Chappelle explaining why there was so much belief OJ was framed, because it's not like it hadn't ever happened.

Outside of the topic of a Classics replacement, I'm starting to fear they've cancelled the second season of Gargoyles review.

You take that back! (goes back to "reading" her issue of Penthouse)

(fineoakstructure exits as "The Streetbeater aka Theme from Sanford & Son" plays)