It's only 90% awful. The first track is Mama, which is a damn creepy song with an even creepier video. It just all goes downhill from there.

Wake up, 86%-white people!

Adding "flat and lifeless" after Andie MacDowell's name is a bit redundant.

I also give The Bodyguard the same credit re Costner and Whitney, though the latter wasn't an awful person.

There's an act called Sex Gang Children, so maybe there's a secret contest among musicians to come up with the most unGoogleable name.

No one, I mean no one, could be this deliberately awful. Plus if that was the case the director would be trying to sell it to Rifftrax, given that he had Spoony's original VOD riff taken down is a sure sign of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY GENIUS!" at work.

Yeah, the brother reveal was reportedly a line cut from the Anthony Ainley story Planet of Fire.

If it's Dillinger as portrayed in Illuminatus! I might be okay with that.

So that's why the girl I danced with the other night turned into something out of an Aphex Twin video.

Now you never know, the Lannister siblings were born from cousin marriage and… never mind.

Secret Invasion could have been salvaged just a bit by having one or two more "was actually a Skrull" retcons than just Mockingbird. Not counting Elektra, Pym, and Spider-Woman, I mean like the Beast and Wonder Man that they find in that Savage Land ship be the real deals. Hell, if Quesada had been patient he could…

Pink Cadillac. 8 or 9 year old me was telling himself "It'll be fine, we'll at least get to see Clint beat the crap out of some bikers at the end", and then the movie just ends, without a big final fight, just him and the girl driving off. I think me and my stepmom were the only ones in there. Second worst would be…

Fucking Bob Harras…

You should see some of the oozing blobs of hate that crawl under the rocks of Doctor Who fandom.

Sean O'Neal? Yeah, that's him right over there.

Sounds like Sumner Redstone died and jumped into a new body.

Happened with other shows too. Even my mom noticed how many times they reran the Tiny Toons "Field of Honey" episode.

I'm not absolving Lobdell by a long shot (though I've defended him at times), but the buck for everything wrong with X-Men in the 90's goes all the way up to Marvel's own Killer BOB (Harras).

Who knew saying you're on Family Guy would be such a panty-peeler?

Doctor Who was on BBC One from the start, though I recall Russel T. Davies saying it could have gone to one of the others. Torchwood moved from 3 to 2 to 1 to Starz over its run.