Ironically, that Luke was also a rapist. Of his future wife. But at least they addressed it… 20 years later.

I've adopted the fan-theory that Zombieland is a Natural Born Killers sequel, with some tweaks. In my version Mallory died in childbirth (meaning the end credits from NBK were a fantasy) rather than the version I heard that had them breaking up. She made Mickey promise to stick to their no-more-killing pact and be a…

I swear I heard somewhere Reservoir is set at the same time, or not long after Pulp.

Yeah, when I decided to watch the Cannonballs for the first time since I was a kid to see if they hold up (haven't got to 2 yet, but the first is still good dumb Hal Needham fun) I decided Speed Zone wasn't necessary.

It should be clarified what became Zombi was in production long before DOTD, but your good point stands.

Disarm

It's just a flesh wound.

That's some Francis E. Dec quality rambling time there.

I'd agree, if I hadn't heard they were going to but it was the same plot and Albert Brooks - rightly I think - convinced them to change it to a new character. Having him go from affably evil to just straight-up evil like Cargill would've ruined the character.

Good perspective, but I'll use Evil Dead instead (and I don't hate the first Zombie Halloween, mind you, just feel it was half a good prequel mashed up with a Cliff Notes remake)

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I vaguely remember the episodes of Melrose setting it up.

Or he was in another part of the city saving civilians. Film a flashback where he runs into Cap and offers his help but is asked to keep doing what's been doing and leave the battle to the Avengers.

On the one hand he won't be depicted as a stereotypical homosexual, but on the other he practices his own brand of "eye for an eye" justice, only it's the brown eye.

A co-worker's wife worked on one of their digital projects, and based on his summation on how horrible it was for her, basically yes.

It took me three months to find one with a copy of V/H/S.

HE'S FAHKIN CAUSING US ALL TO YELL, THE RETAHDED QWEAR!

Yeah, the Tribulation Saga (A Thief in the Night, etc) went that route in the third film.

Agreed, and I figured that out fifteen years ago last time I watched it with a friend - conclusion was it's really not a good movie but it's got some cool scenes and Rickman & Michael McShane are awesome.