Wait'll they hear Dexie's Midnight Runners!

I remember back when Spider-Man's rights were still in limbo there was rumor of a simultaneous theatrical and PPV release.

I watched the Rifftrax of The Apple last weekend, and though I know too well the kind of ideas one gets while high on lots of stuff, I've decided there aren't enough drugged-out execs, writers, and directors in the world to explain how that got made.

I remember when Remy Zero showed up on Smallville. Being the kind of fan who prefers to come up with an in-universe explanation (really helps with Doctor Who), I figured "Eh, Lex paid them."

That's next, but he's casting dickwolves, much cheaper.

Yeah, closest I've seen to that was a comic book story. Bob gets out, is hit by a bus, then there's a news story about him having plastic surgery. Bart's afraid he changed his look to come after him, so him and Lisa interrogate some new arrivals to town. Finally turns out Bob is disguised as a poodle owned by one of…

Wish I could take credit for this, but somewhere else someone suggested a good way they could have done something unpredictable even with this death - have Krusty become a rabbi, have Mel replace him and quickly see his dreams of making the show more highbrow destroyed as he becomes what he hates, and at the end… it…

Not fictional, but Corey Feldman sullies all Coreys/Corys/Coris/Koris of all genders.

I wish we had anything, even a freaking Taco Bell, in Catskill, NY. Not enough to ever want to move back to Texas, mind you, but they could turn that Pizza Hut no one ever eats at because there's three genuine pizzerias into at least a combo Bell/Hut.

Taco Casa I know is a Texas fast food chain that's better than Taco Bell, but I still rate Taco Beuno above it.

On everything? Cause I've been looking for an excuse to justify peeping.

It also sounds like a sanitized take on Garth Ennis's Crossed.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death! Oh, Adrienne Barbeau, thank you and Joyce DeWitt for introducing me to the charms of brunettes…

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They've tried to over the years, but so far nothing, thankfully.

4chan! 4chan is nothing but death, and crime, and the rage of a beast!

My fanwank is her people are the Time Lords of the Trek multiverse. Because of course it is.

President's got a big red butt!

You're an outlier.

He was very fashion-forward, you have to give him that.