What about the ones who were stoned teenagers who watched PBS in the afternoon and then switched over to the Simpsons? Asking for a friend.

Downward Spiral, Mechanical Animals, and VNV Nation's Praise The Fallen 2012.

Turn your crank to Trank!

But which one did you take the shot from? Cause if it's gun then I'll make sure that whiskey doesn't go to waste.

Unless it's the non-erotic Weird Al & Hal Sparks become vampires fic I contributed to a group MSTing of, then it's hilarious.

Pfft, Slenderman's too much of a shy wuss. Jeff The Killer's the bad boy I plan on cornering the market with!

So GILF porn then.

You know, technically some of Robocop was also filmed in Dallas, which has been a post-apocalyptic hellhole for as long as Detroit.

Seriously, Disqus? I come back at this humorless troglodyte with a mom joke and you delete it?! This is the AV Club, using "your mom" jokes is like quoting Simpsons or hating Forrest Gump!

Of course he wasn't, Mom's never have sex, espescially mine, NEVER, you hear me?!

They can think you mean it if it's not part of their culture. My step-dad's from Sierra Leone and in one of the few fights we had
I called him MFer, and my mom had to explain it was not literal.

HE'S CAUSING US ALL TO YELL!

Maybe, but I know your mom appreciates everything I put in her mouth.

Pucker up, Biebs.

Here's the documentary on Kim Peek, the guy who inspired the movie.

One of my favorite TV Carnage bits was them editing it so it looks like John Ritter is watching it instead of a video Dear John letter from some movie I can't remember.

This sucks! When does she meet Hannibal Lecter?

Yeah, my BF was misdiagnosed as schizophrenic for years, then found out she's actually borderline - once I learned about that it explained a LOT of things.

Eccentric human inventor actually named Dr. Who.

Where's a "can't tell if serious" image when you need one?