Neither - the gold-digger just has mind control powers and the gay guy has Jubilee's powers.

I'll be running the higher functions of the ship.

Best idea I've heard for this elsewhere is to gender-flip Eric Raymond into Erica and have Courtney Love play her.

Coming this Halloween: Eli Roth's Cupcakes.

Sorry to break it to you, but that was Bryan Singer in a Jon M. Chu mask.

I had a dream last night they made Lego National Lampoon's Vacation and Stripes video games.

Pfft, he got rid of those party-pooping non-Beliebers long ago.

You're forgetting part 6, which seems to have been intentionally ridiculous.

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Sort of like a movie-length version of Project A-Ko 2's scene where it turns out everyone in the crowd at the alien ship/mall is a secret agent.

It's being replaced with I Love The Teens, which will just turn out to be a honeytrap for pedos hosted by "Kris Hanson".

I dread to think what she'd use the bots for.

The A.V. Club

I want to know what the fuck figuratively, not literally.

You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids, 'cause you're stupid!

Since we didn't get a female host for The Late Show, how about for MST3K. I was had an idea for a Forrester who's the black sheep because she doesn't want to take over the world.

Ugh, you should have seen some of the responses on Gallifrey Base re Dr. Who & the Daleks. Another of the many reasons I left that cesspool.

Ah yes, "just my view", trollese for "I'M GONNA SHOUT IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO THERE, NYAH!"

I've seen some dislike for Rifftrax expressed, but the real pathological hate comes from one guy who's been peddling his insane "Mike took over and ruined the show!" conspiracy theories since RATMM, despite how many come out and say if anyone did it was Mallon. Sad, really.

I'm just speculating they might have got some complaints about their riffs about Lisa in The Room. For Birdemic Mike & Bill boo Kevin when he makes a lookist joke about the mom, then later Bill does it and blames Kevin for starting it.