Sorry, enough with the goddamn idols already.  I'm surprised the producers didn't just walk out and hand Malcolm another idol, fucking ridiculous.

Beiber's music is more than enough to make me want to cock punch him but his hosting stint last night was so bad and dripping with so much smarmy doucheyness that I almost threw a shoe at my TV.  This kid needs to be featured on Hot Chicks with Douchebags daily (yeah I know, welcome to 2006).

NARD DOG SUCKS

NARD DOG SUCKS

This has easily been the worst season and worst finale imho and it's the show's own fault.

This has easily been the worst season and worst finale imho and it's the show's own fault.

Goddammit I hate Colton so much it makes me angry.  Too angry for a stupid karaoke show.

Yeah, literal stage is literal.  And in case you didn't know it was 80s night, they made sure some guy with a keytar was on stage for half the performances.

I guess it's more of a personal preference.  The group numbers have no bearing on the competition and are just filler.  Bad filler at that most of the time.  If they're going to make a performance show with less than ten contestants two hours long, how about having them sing two songs?  Jesus, the individual…

This is the worst group of finalists I can remember but he stands head and shoulders above (below?) as a boring, shitty performer.

Adding group numbers to performance shows makes me want to murder the producers.  I watched it time-shifted and I would bet the performances themselves take up no more than 25 minutes.  Stretching eight performances into two hours is ridiculous, it'll be interesting to see how far into the competition they plan on…

Oh and a nice brisk one hour finale and TWO hour results show.

What a fucking bust
Christ that was a boring as hell finale.

Scotty and Lauren? Jesus, how boring.
Scotty and Lauren? Jesus, how boring.

Good riddance
James sucked. Never understood the love for this twitchy, straight Adam Lambert.

Haley Hate Boner
That's the best phrase I can describe how much J Lo, and to a lesser extent that fuck Randy, hates her. If it didn't sound crazy, I would say that she was jealous of her because she can actually sing while J Lo is a talentless twat who's been coasting on her overrated Selena performance for years.

Glad that cunt is gone
Not often I call a man a cunt but he deserves being labeled as one.

Scotty is a 'Rican
Way to lose the middle America vote you worked so hard to secure all season dumbass..

She sucks and you just reminded me that she seems to have some sort of magic cell phone that allows her to call the President of the United States at any time and not have that call be traceable.

Fuck You The Event
Every week this show manages to test my patience even further than the week before with something so outrageously unbelievable it makes me want to claw my eyes out.