I pronounce it "DEH-kel"… and PRAH-doos, and ad-VER-tisment. I also pronounce "poor" like (hold, the giggles, gentleman) "poo-err". I'm not sure if that's weird for Americans, but in Toronto I get looks. Or "loud" as "l-ow-ed".

I was born in Calgary, grew up in rural Ontario, lived out east and traveled extensively out west, so I feel like I have a pretty grasp of the qualities of different regions. And I can say that it's awesome from coast to coast. There are shit spots, yes, of course. But by and large, it's a wicked country.

ALLITERATION, SON

I have no way to know, but I think you are wrong.

Yeah, I don't get the appeal. The most boring, repetitive trash out there, really.

Yes I would, Kent.

I just want my Buzzkills.

Fuck, are you assholes seriously ragging on Albert Brooks? My lord. He is one of the best comedy writers of all time. He is amazing.

tl;dr

Parks & Rec all day, easy.

Man Without a Face.

I'd flour her dough!

Lookin' like a fried chicken wing.

Can we get some real ideas up in here? I'm desperate and stupid. I realize that this is an opening for a series of jokes, but I'm being serious.

My Hero Zero, that's what happens when you hang out with a bunch of pussies.

Happy birthday.

Winter's Bone was really great. I might be swayed a little because the book is one of my favourites (this might have also happened with The Killer Inside Me), but I thought it was superbly done.

S you in your As, don't wear a C and J all over your Bs.

I like the music…
but I want to kill the singer.

Amish
We don't have Amish in Canada. We ran them out with the Irish.