More like Fryan Berry.

Maybe one of the few times that I wish I could be there for a short amount of time and then immediately be transported elsewhere, but *live* there? Juggalos aren't THAT fascinating.

Me, I don't like fatties.

In that kind of scenario you pretend you know where she needs to go and offer to accompany her to make sure she doesn't get lost. Then you bang her.

Some hobo.

That is a really terrible plotline. The less Pam and Jim the better.

I didn't know Jim Belushi did a Joe Cocker impression.

I think a couple of you might be missing the joke.

I thought it was understood that Sean O'Neal doesn't really exist. He's just our collective thoughts of Satan made real. You know, like Don Johnson.

#askkanye

You're thinking of bears.

-Creepy, vaguely owl-looking mask I made
-Hobo pants caked in semen and shit
-Blood-stained cape

My tragic circumstances
My Kool-Aid is in Jammer form, so there is no way I can resist.

@ Tb

Because I'm on an obituary page, I will agree.

"Titties"
BOOM! A cheque falls in my lap.

@ Shaney McShane

Welp, that was a tad harsh. I mean, yeah, he definitely shouldn't be paid for this shit, but still, to post it on the website he works for? It's a little gauche.

But what of Mr. Brando's bush? Is it true that bush keeps growing post-mortem, or is that just an urban legend? Inquiring minds need to know!

Struggling to get out of my rape-hold: priceless.