I lost my virginity to a prostitute. My second sexual experience was with a virgin where I lasted literally ten pumps. My third lay was a drunken fuck in the woods at a wedding I wasn't invited to where she bled all over my jacket. It's been aces since then, but I would probably like to forget all three of them, if…

Hey, thanks, guys/gals. I will indeed try that.

…one of those days that you want to stay home, eat corn chips, and masturbate?

F/X: most consistently excellent programming on tv?

And then I go back and watch and see that a big chunk of his skull is gone, so I'll shut up now.

In Bmore we aim & hit a nigga. Yerrrd.

Welp, it kind of blew up in his face.

I think he's fantastic in this show. Really, really funny.

Curse you!

…and they are sold out. Stupid me.

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I just moved to Toronto for school, and think I will take in my first TIFF film. I'm shooting for 3-D Herzog, but I'm not sure how tickets will hold… last time I checked there were plenty, but I should probably get my ass in gear.

Yeah, every time I see a Noonan role, I think: Judge.

Really? You've previously seen the exquisitely detailed machinations of how a casino operates, twenty times before?

I haven't really listened to anything past '154' (except parts of 'A Bell is a Cup…'), but I just want to say that I agree that even the greatness of 'Chairs Missing' and '154' does not signal the perfection of 'Pink Flag'.

I think Heaven's Gate is an amazing film. I think I'll watch it again, soon, actually. It is bloated and a mess, but that's part of it's appeal, in my mind. I prefer it to The Deer Hunter.

Casino > Goodfellas

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The Bends is my favourite Radiohead album. Am I officially a plebian?

Well, to be fair to Castro, he is Eisenjewish. Sometime that hard 'J' can come out all wrong, though.

Just wait until they come out with Free-Vee…