Yeah, Coppola is the first person to come to mind. Man, even at twelve years old, when Jack came out, I thought he was a fucking hack.

I can see giving Self Portrait a mauling; it has some great songs on their, but overall it's probably Dylan's biggest FUCK YOU, and can charitably be called a mess.

Unbreakable has some serious flaws, but IMO it's the best film he's done. It's a really superbly directed film, and an antidote to the mystical abortions that are The Village and The Lady in the Water. It's funny to think that at one time he actually had technical chops.

Le Samourai was already Americanized as The Driver. Well, not really, but really.

Dylan songs = movies
I (and many others, probably) have always wanted to see 'Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts' set to screen. Or 'Black Diamond Bay'. Or 'Apple Suckling Tree'.

Wow. A thread that disparages the Happy Mondays, Bez, and, worst of all, drugs! I've been saying this shit for a while now, but you are all your parents… only less successful.

I don't think that that was a typo. BNB was saying that they free them. Free them from their prison.

Has anybody considered Ken Watanabe for a role in this film?

Finally Canada wins at something.

It's almost like my buzz is being somethinged. Hey, now there's an idea for a weekly column!

yeah, I'd fill that shit up

@ Emperor Jim

Or does he?

Who would have thought that the man who wrote "Prayer to God" was a widdle cranky grumpalump? Not me, man. Not me.

Don Henley's "Boys of Summer" is an amazing song; it's one of the very best pop singles from the 80's, I do declare.

I'm into the whole brevity thing
Hey O'Neal, you could save us all some time and cut straight to the point. Do you really need an entire blog post to tell us that you want to fuck Justin Beiber? Just slip that shit into casual conversation, Don.

Thank you.

My darling kitty passed on last Thursday after many months of wasting away, and so I was a little hesitant clicking through. The video didn't move me a whole lot… until the end where she sees it in the clouds. Very sad now.

That's always exactly what you were thinking.

This just in
The David Brent/Michael Scott character is to be played by Dashan.