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Crackity Jones
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First R-rated movie: probably around 5, when Bloodsport came out. I watched A LOT of violent, sex-filled movies when I was young. I'm pretty sure that Erika Eleniak provided me with the first naked breasts that I'd ever seen outside of a breastfeeding.

'If We Make It Through December'

Might want to throw a *SPOILER ALERT* somewhere in there, boys.

I assumed he didn't want Davis getting any ideas about hitting it.

Get him!

For their politics, you sewer rat. Who listens to music for the music?

(slut)

Don't worry, Ghaleon, your politics are always showing.

You have a special orifice in your body for taking in dicks.

Yes, Sincere Sensei. Just yes.

DOWN WITH HOMEWORK!

Somebody hug me for fuck's sake.

I choose "Jersey Shore"
Because fuck him.

Aye.

I was kind of surprised that no mention was made to 'Seeds & Stems', by far the best thing CC did, IMO. I don't even smoke pot any more, but when that song comes on, I'm all like, Yeah, brother, I feel THAT.*

Yeah, dude, Electronic Noises were just hanging around the park, minding their own business! Electronic Noises don't know anything about Mrs. Johnson's missing cat! Electronic Noises didn't shoplift any fucking Dentyne Ice. Who the fuck steals Dentyne Ice? And Electronic Noises sure as shit weren't smoking out

Or torrent. He's Canadian, he doesn't need money, he lives off the land.

Ha!

Adding in on the disappointment. I was watching this by myself and I turned to nobody and said, "Slim Charles!" And then he was gone :(

I like Davis, too.