Marge: What the…? What are you doing in here?
Bart: Work was hard, so we quit.
Marge: What?!
Lisa: Hard work made us quit.

The biggest laugh I'd had from Sunny… is Mac "pulling" Charlie's teeth. Also: "No, dude, it'll blow you to safety!"

mrs. izzard - No, I live in rural Ontario, which is where the doubt comes in.

I thought it was from the instructional video, "1001 Things to Avoid While Masturbating".

I'm almost certain
I saw Steven Seagal lumbering down the street of my town the other day. It was either Seagal or a two hundred and fifty pound black-clad Indian with a long, black ponytail. I drove past him three times to get a good look, but I can't be certain.

I can't wait for…
the remake of 'Don't Look Now' starring Seth Rogen and Lindsay Lohan. They're moving it to Detroit, where Rogen is busy renovating Tiger Stadium, when he keeps spotting a jersey-sporting image of his "dead" son. He enlists the help of two Polack brothers, one of which happens to have no sense of…

I'll second Faust IV. It's the first Krautrock album I listened to, and it's still my favourite.

Blessing has 'Gravity's Gone', 'Wednesday', and 'Daylight' on it, so it's definitely worth picking up. For what it's worth, I prefer Blessing to Decoration Day.

-Polishing Phipps' collection of gold crowns.

AIDSrape is not a laughing matter! Unless, of course, it involves Bugs Bunny AIDSraping Porky Pig.

"Just One More" by George Jones

I know I've had bourbon, but it never left an impression. But, to lump CC in with Crown is a poor thing to do; anybody who's had Crown XR would be ashamed of themselves- truly one of the great drinking experiences I've had.

Re: whisky sour. Almost every time I've ever ordered it in a bar it was made with CC. IBC makes a very good point about the cost-goodness ratio.

leeharvery- see, now you're starting something.

Things cost more in Canada than they do in the States. In other news, water is wet.

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You should probably stop posting on phel's thread, then.

Whisky sours are great, and probably the drink I order most. Runner-up: rye and ginger.

He said 'Nathan' and it sounded like Rabin.

How much does beer cost in the States? Less than a dollar a bottle?