Wicked burn.

Kebab-upanddowninthewater

Not only was that a great line, but a line that you can actually use in everyday life.

Epitaph?

Grainger
I've heard first-hand accounts that he's a real cunt.

Maybe it's because I don't get things, but why is a Garth Brooks performance "historic"?

I'd have to figure that 'Dogs doing human activities' is right up there, too.

It's nice being right.

Yeah? What did you do to him?

And by 'Canada', you both mean 'Toronto', of course.

Sexy hopscotch.

I believe it was a snuff film.

DON'T CALL ME DOG, BUDDY!

Bucking futts?

I just signed up. I'm not for Twitter, per se, but I really can't slam something I haven't tried. (Although it is fun.) So.

You all suck.

@ Gavin

Well, I hate puppies but I love puppy soup. And I love rainbows but I hate rainbow soup. Hmm… rainbows.

Dear Amelie,
Why did you delete my comment, pray tell? It's your prerogative and all, but I was just quoting a Bill Hicks joke.

That honestly wasn't a firstie attempt. Look how far we've fallen when a good german poster can't even use the word 'first' without being accused of firsting. And besides, I have an alternate name for posting firsts.