Too bad, he was trying to give Taco Bell a runs for its money.

Maybe his mom just got tired of running it?

Hey now, that's insulting…even to Trump.

That's not caulk.

WWII wasn't a big thing in the 60's.

He has a degree from the University of Pennsylvania or as I now like to refer to it, the Trump University of the Ivy League.

The Isis bookstore in the Denver area was forced to change its name, so we will call it a draw.

You didn't learn how World War II ended!

But he knows more than all of those stupids generals.

I am starting to think this Trump fellow does not have what it takes to be president.

"I owe my presidency to Kinja!"
—Donald J. Trump

I recently watched UHF with the 9 and 5 year olds. I am pleased to report that the 9 year old loved it. He is now my favorite child (he also enjoyed watching Newhart with me this weekend on antenna tv).

Because you wouldn't stop touching yourself.

I am starting to think that you are not the real Keith Richards.

*an aged, unknown commentator wearing a long skirt and a shawl elbows her way through the crowd. as the lifeboat is lowered, the crowd finally notices her yellow skin…and phallic nose*

You could always start commenting on Breitbart.

Well, the Great Emancipator was a public masturbator.

Sure they will, son. Sure they will.

Ditto.

Best of luck to you. Are you looking to get into a certain type of accounting or is it too soon for that yet?