Give the poor kid a break, it's all he's got. At least until the Kinjapocalypse, then he'll have nothing.

I am, the Denver area will be at about 93%.

Video games have a hypnotizing effect on kids, even worse than sticking them in front of the tv.

That's how you do it. One of the local classic rock stations is doing the same.

Been popping outside to check the eclipse every few minutes or so. Denver area will be at 93%, so it should be pretty neat.

He's slowly getting away, Chief!

*pushes up nerd glasses*

Repeated line from the 'nerdy' kid who had to be talked into coming because his dad give him a used landspeeder for this birthday:

Well, if it isn't Freddie Jerkury. And his sidekick, Puke.

Well, if this is indeed the end, I've enjoyed my time here and most of my fellow members of the commentariat. I wish all of you the best of luck with your future endeavors.

But that would be if you used it and cared. Would you lease a sedan for your third cousin's stepkids' ex-felon great-uncle or make him still ride his trike? That is probably closer to their thinking.

Problem is that Univision owns Kinja but has to pay for Disqus.

You were expecting something other than crap ass?

The same Libertarian Abstinence Otter that keeps taking pictures of my sister?

I bet that old Glamour magazine is beyond sticky by this point.

I am sure you can find plenty of what you are looking for on pornhub, be it redheads or Asians or redheaded Asians.

Wrong way he says we are going.

I keep telling you, Alec Guinness is 103 years old and dead!

I've always wanted to taste the fine waters of …Houston!?!

This is exactly why you have a travel buddy.