Speaking of fear factor, I hope those more determined than I enjoy Kinja and are able to keep the AVC the best community on the web.

Yes it did.

It's my last day and I am more than happy to steal other people's thunder.

So you wanted the Wall to stay up?

I lived in Oregon for 9 years (we moved to Colorado 7 years ago) and would love to go back.

You better collect your Coke quickly.

As an attorney, I'd make sure R. Kelly pays a sizable retainer before I'd ever take him on.

Or until it is filled with lava after Mt. Rainer blows.

You should have gone to church like you promised. I knew this was all your fault.

I read a story somewhere claiming that the KGB used to have a subscription as 'intelligence' concerning small town American life and it was cited more than once to show how decadent and depraved the US was.

Kinja

Or it was until, you know, the diarrhea.

Only the greatest member of the AVC commentariat. That bell brought light and hope to the masses when there was none.

How can you be Victor Mature when I am Victor Mature?!?

My biggest achievement is how much time I wasted here.

I nominated "Killed by Death".

The fisting bit is a bit too blue for my tastes.

Tell me about it.

Gives new meaning when you say that you got felt up.

Well "Dull" is his middle name.