The tie is appreciated, but, er, pants are required.

Those motherfuckers.

Et tu, Isis Uptown?

Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that the AV Club has stumbled into…

I heard that this "Bert" fellow is quite the young rapscallion.

Your mother sews socks that smell.

I have an AVC account and never bothered to sign up for Disqus. I figure old Fred here is on his last legs.

The position has been open since Merlin Olsen passed.

That's good Kinja!

He's not my favorite honky.

But Octavia Spencer was spotted with a hammer and chisel near the Cal Ripken statue.

That's it. I am just going to check out for the day.

Why this is not called the "Look Out Below! Tour 2017" escapes me. I say they should just fire everyone.

Monday 9/8: 'Til Tuesday

"Where the hell is Dinosaur Jr.? They're late!"

Last year Flair spent more money on spilt liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other than your old man made.

When I heard about the news I feared the worst, thinking about the 30 for 30. Sometimes in life, timing is just too coincidental, like Charles Schultz dying on the day his last original comic was published.

Just the guy in the hockey mask who is standing right behind you holding an axe.

Dy-no-mite!

"A guy who would boo Steve Balboni would stone Santa Claus."
-Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times