…right in the middle of his forehead. Grabbed on like a lamprey and wouldn't let go.

The firm is not required to keep you employed either. And the job market for certain types of attorneys is pretty lousy.

Would you prefer another Trump article?

I went out walking with a bible and a gun
The word of God lay heavy on my heart
I was sure I was the one.

You mean, again. (See Philadelphia-1985)

"No kidding"
-Dik's date from Friday night.

Just be careful when you are in the southwest corner of the state.

Don't be stupid
Be a smarty.
Come and join the Nazi party.

Just the occasional Native Americans and they try to stay the fuck away.

There are places out here in Colorado where police don't even go b/c they are so outgunned and outmanned.

Moobs.

Nothing sez peaceful like lugging an AR-15 around everywhere.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Which itself is an offshoot of Dick Clarkitus.

No Fred Gwynne, no dice.

Yo!

He said Dikachu likes to have a penis in his ears!

I am not an alcoholic, you're the alcoholic!!

The big question for me is whether we will get a brief heads up that it is coming or if it will just be imposed upon us.

Mein Gott, es ist fantastisch