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Yeah! Some of us are well past 30-something!

Only Mildred song I could think

I hate to admit it, but their boot selection is fantastic.

I can Beria handle the suspense.

He was also experiencing White Line Fever.

How would you rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 Jessica Fletchers?

Ah. Tip of the hat to you then on a good job.

Why? The posts that I saw were a lot tamer than posts/posters they don't delete or ban.

A basic pleasure model.

You get Joanne Worley and your are going to like it.

No Joanna Cassidy here.

Ooooooohhh! You don't wanna mess with Angry Tom Selleck!

"Once people come over, they never leave"
—ElDan

You've done grand lass. Now you know what you have to do? Burn the AVC down! Burn them all!

Hey, it's keeping me in business.
-Heathcliff Q. Gardener IV, owner, Ye Boise Olde Town Monocle Shoppe

Or what one currently experiences by being a resident of Massachusetts.

Just like Budweiser is the King of Beers.

We'll let you know once we sober up.

Kali tequila comes in a bottle shaped like a heart that has just been pulled from your chest.