Needs more dog.

It was at a mall opening, June 1998 in Overland Park, Kansas. I waited in line for 90 minutes, hoping to get some Gates BBQ, only to find out is a line for the Beaver's autograph.

McHale's Apocalypse! Starring Ernest Borgnine, with special guest Tim Conway as the President.

And it would give Beck Bennett an excuse to do his Putin.

And if it was GWAR, you should be lucky if it was only urine.

At least he didn't shit on anyone else, must less a 10 year old.

And it can be fun too.

It was truly a golden moment in his career.

When did Metallica fans become such wusses? 30 years ago he would just would have gotten the snot kicked out of him and the law wouldn't have gotten involved.

He already has his own holiday, April Fools.

Those products cost extra and are only sold in vending machines in Japan.

Well, Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and you have both.

I've been waiting for years for someone to make a "Putter" account, but the AVC has let me down (yet again).

I live a couple miles away from Buckley Air Force Base, so I am in first strike territory.

And she said I was the best she ever had. The point is that she is a terrible liar.

But you were never cool.

I'll leave this here.
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And I will now listen to Wichita Lineman for the next 2 hours non-stop (REM did a good cover of it).

Rosebud was his sled

Which is surprising, seeing as how it is the size of a quarter.