What the hell are they trying to communicate at 1:09? JJ Abrams needs to cut back on the hentai.

That depends on whether you have enough backhair.

Well la-di-dah, hotshot. You ain't seen nuthin' until you see my new series, Shack-Fu on CBS All Access.

"Hey Taika, the new guy with the funny nose that you hired to rub baby lotion on the extras is starting to creep everyone out."

Dammit, 6'1 1/2". Too tall.

That's a bloody outrage, it is! I'm gonna take this all the way to the Prime Minister!

Baby Driver 2: Toddler of Terror.

The diapers, because I am sure she knows you'll die broke.

Well he has assaulted women before, so like our current president, he is qualified in that respect.

W.

His tweets were also used against him in the 9th Circuit's ruling against the travel ban.

No, no, that'd be doing him a favor. Let him keep it and dig himself into an ever deeper hole.

Nothing possiblie could go wrong with this idea.

Why'd they change it?

Peeping through their windows while he was proposing technically does not qualify as being 'present.'

Did you donate blood seven times today? If not, then no.

Yep, they're constantly testing and retesting samples and she gets to make sure several dozen hospitals in the state get the right blood they need in a timely manner.

So is anyone doing anything fun or interesting for the holiday?

I didn't know it was physically possible to have your head so far up your butt that you could still suck butt.

It'll be a slam dunk.