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You were handed a copy of something from Pearl Jam, and then required to blast it at full volume from every open window.
Ugh.

The implosion of all this crap in 1995 saddled radio with hip-hop for the next ten years. Hard to get nostalgic about that.

The Brosnan movies were terrible, as were the Dalton movies. Goldeneye was far away the top-end model. It's hard to even compare them with the Daniel Craig movies.

Sega Genesis kicked ass. That is all.

The State was something less than the sum of its parts. A great cast, but a middling show.

I can confirm that it is in fact the all time best love song ever written.

Something is the most complete Beatles song out there. Vocals and chord structure are incredible.

Like Axe Cop, Pope Francis doesn't work the day shift. Or the night shift. He works the always shift.

Really, what could have followed up MASH? Basically anything attempting to do so was practically bound to fail, especially without at least one of the main characters.

I don't even think they saw it breathing hard.

Is that known for certain? The one I remember in the original story was outside the family.

Gave birth isn't exactly true. The last two or three just walked out, I think.

It turns out that repression isn't actually a winning parenting strategy, to the surprise of virtually no one.

What he did was unmistakably wrong, but he was 14 when it happened. That doesn't excuse it, but he was a kid himself.
I'm not sad to see this show go. This type of family was extremely unusual in the South, and it portrayed them as something you'd see all the time, which you most certainly wouldn't.

I'm not going to see this new Poltergeist because blah blah blah [mumbles pretensious hipster crap]

Yes, without practically the entire cast it would be a waste of film.

There needs to be a best closing lines post. My vote goes to Hoosiers: "I love you guys."

I'd agree if it hadn't taken thousands of pages to get there. To read that much, only to be treated to a gimmick ending was massively disappointing.
King's never been good with endings, though.

People who say they watch Mad Max movies for the plot probably also say they read Playboy for the articles.

It's no where near the talky, whodunit that The Road Warrior is. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!