Why people keep handing Zach Snyder loads of cash will forever escape me.

Neckbeard confirmed.

I think this was already done at the end of Sausage Party.

For feminists critics, liking Star Trek Into Darkness, or even just enjoying your popcorn during Star Trek Into Darkness, is strictly prohibited.

What is this? Slate?

DANIEL DAY LEWIS QUITS ACTING! CITY BURNS!

I'm still not sure the article did what the title suggested.

Until I saw this movie, I didn't realize that the sun was allowed to shine in any DC movies, or that any humor or general pleasure in the human condition was permitted.

Pink Floyd. That is all.

Anyone remember the MTV show Fear? They should bring that back instead.

I see the Samantha Bee love-in continues unabated. If this continues, Slate is going to get jealous.

It was never really true about Gen Xers. It was really a project of baby boomers, the absolutely most cynical generation in American history.

Because you can't make chicken salad out of chicken crap.

He's like a one-man Scientology.

Yeah, but if you had actual prescience, you'd still be emperor.

Can't wait to check out some more baby boomers scratching each others' eyes out.

It sucks, but in a totally new way.

If Becker can stay on for 6 seasons, no reason why this can't last 6 episodes, however stupid it may be.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!