If these walls could talk, they would tell you that a pregnant Bea Arthur is a sign of the apocalypse.

If these walls could talk, they would tell you that a pregnant Bea Arthur is a sign of the apocalypse.

I don't think they require an adult eye to appreciate; after all, there's a reason they're made for kids.  But you do look at them differently when you're an adult, especially when you've got kids of your own. 

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You've also got to remember that the Hunger Games are YA novels.  They're not written for pop-culture critics.

ET did suck, but so did the Raiders videogame.  They both required falling.

While I'm not a Kinkade fan, it's not all that different from Maxfield Parrish or Norman Rockwell.

He looks like half Paul McCartney and half Chris Elliot.

Ours was Dream a Little Dream of Me by the Mamas and the Papas.  Good times.

Hopefully, this entire article is a late April Fools Day joke.  This whole project sounds like a piece of shit.

Stop at a whammy!

If you don't think female comedians are funny, I've got two words for you:  Kathy Griffin.

It's official:  MTV is dead.

Considering the last World Series win for each was in 2005 vs. 1904, it actually kind of is a staggering, night and day sort of accomplishment.

"As a Nicki Minaj song, this leaves something to be desired" = All Nicki Minaj songs

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Why do I doubt that you actually have a snowflake?

People who prefer winning.

At least he's a fan of the loser Cubs.  That's groundbreaking stuff—never been done before!

I've seen This Film Is Not Yet Rated, and honestly, it wasn't that impressive.  It's pleased with itself to the point of smugness, and the private eye bit is overlong and borders on unintentional hilarity.