This thread is a nice summation of everything nauseating about AV Club comments.

Mobilehoma

I predict that they'll pick about 10 psychologically damaged people and force them into close quarters, like virtually all reality shows.

As an Arkansan, I can only hope that they're just casting in a state like Arkansas, rather than actually in Arkansas.

I was surprised that the Proclaimers weren't mentioned.

They're all pretty bad, really. Corman movies remind me of what Bob and Doug McKenzie said about Strange Brew, "It's filmed in 3-B—three beers and it looks good." Corman movies are testaments that if you cut costs far enough, even a terrible movie can get in the black.

@Redbeard:

@Jorge:

Food, Inc. was the movie Fast Food Nation should have been.

Bloom County was the best comic of all time.

What Utter Crap
Thanks, ClearChannel!

@ Dr. Zarnack:

I work out.

Two words—Pink Floyd. Nothing says sophomoric philsophical self-discovery like repeated listenings of The Wall and Dark Side.

Sorry—wrong thread. I'm pouring gas on myself as I type.

Two words: Pink Floyd.

Too bad we'll only be subjected to one of Malick's gorgeous bore-fests twice per decade. People who like Malick would laugh at a Shakespearean comedy.

@Steve Dave

For Soylent Green!

Second on the short story. It's one of the creepiest short stories ever.