fortunately i know a thing or two about kneecaps, and i became the bear man's bitch.

i plan on donating $100 then kicking a dog in the face.

no, i don't think i will "fuck stummies."

anyone recommend a decent book on the history of deadwood? i see a bunch on amazon, just wondering if any of you had a preference.

is that fred movie a real thing? if so, wouldnt that mean at least one person likes it? i think i'd hate the person that likes fred more than fred himself (itself?). of course, after i killed that person there'd only be fred left, at that point i'd hate fred the most again and have to end him.

that picture . . .
"hey there fellas. how's it hangin'?"

well look at you now . . .
you just got your asses ha-whipped . . . by a bunch of god damned nerds.

fuck him
johnny lawrence is a pussy.

i was hoping . . .
that snl wouldn't just wheel her out there to swear and say off color things.

you're right eldan.

wow! betty white is finally gonna host!
oh wait . . . what i meant is i don't give a fuck.

god damn it . . .
when you want the popcorn popped, you fuckin pop it yourself.

THIS guy uses CAPS on certain words when he SAYS stuff.

maybe.

i played the demo . . .
and the crowd chanted "steroids" when a-rod came up to bat, no shit.

i'm not sure chris rock can swim.

Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid . . .
as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.

by choice, man.

that was pretty fantastic.

duck hunt . . .
i still hate that fucking dog.