oh, and double posting. i will be double posting this year,

resolution time . . .
my resolution is to kick more ass, but take less names as i hate writing things down.

resolution time . . .
my resolution is to kick more ass, but take less names as i hate writing things down.

hot AC . . .
i don't get it.

dammit.

my parents haven't even called me to say happy holidays . . .
so thanks, zmf.

i warned him.

now they'll sue my grangfather . . .
for inventing WWII.

professional lefty . . .
should of had andy pettite narrate it.

norm.

holy fucking shit . . .
my subject says "holy fucking shit . . . "

so. much. feces.

yep. and i put it there.

that sounds confusing as i'd get it mixed up with actual sperm dripping down my monitor.

just like alex keatons uncle!

dont you mean leader?

i imagine he'd lose both fights.

mine still smells like a rag soaked in chloroform.

easy santos, i said nothing about a dungeon or prison, nor did i say it was a secret. i merely have an intricate labyrinth of bean bags and air hockey tables one must traverse to reach the stairs.

hate to be that guy, but . . .
white teeth is still my favorite by her.