Simon Pegg got dumped because of the demands he set, no reason to think Sandler wouldn't get the elbow as well.

The all-black version of Mein Kampt was set to go then Denzel pulled out…

They had to stop giving those away on Countdown, there were complaints.

My father did jury duty years ago and the case was 'Running a disorderly house,' I.e. A brothel. The evidence ranged from whips and paddles to a set of stocks and even a pillory! He was very entertained, not to mention startled a couple of times.

And again and again and again, but hammerbutt would recommend Le Hotel Superb to anybody, raved about it on Trip Advisor.

I too am a copy editor, and I believe my rats are more treasonable.

I too am a big fan of his son….

My immediate thought on hearing the premise.

So, Bad Boy Bubby without the jail cell rape accompanied by the sound of bagpipes.

Benigni also made a disastrous Iraq War romance called, I believe, The Tiger And The Snow, which was an utter debacle and barely released. And Jean Reno's in that as well. Time to get a new agent, Jean.

This opened in the UK a couple of months ago. Think it closed halfway through reel three.

Walmarts.

You will love it. And the music and songs are pretty terrific too. But perhaps warn those with sensitive ears and delicate sensibilities.

Go on……

Hell, just realised no one's mentioned Best Revenge, a terribly underrated pic with a fantastic score by Keith Emerson. And a fine supporting performance from Levon Helm. Lot of death attached to that film now.

Of course it is, considering how much he got paid for the absolutely minimal amount of effort he put in.

Spawn 2: Piranha 3

Didn't he nearly bankrupt himself by spelling millions and millions on baseball memorabilia?

Fun fact! If you take out the intestines of a six-year-old child and lay them out down a public highway you'll get twenty-five to life.

Well, he's no Bonnie Tyler….