Upvoted for 'gets fridged'.

A 1.5 litre bottle of water weighs 1.5kg. That'll switch anybody's lights out.

Drinking that stuff finally kills you but you get a lovely finish.

He's still working, was in the first series of Fargo.

With bits or no bits?

Bottled or draft?

For beer they substitute Budweiser.

Not to mention the gorgeous Ming-Na. Dear god she must have found the fountain of youth.

Or she could be using a trick glass which is used a lot when characters have to down pints in one etc. The glass has a glass cylinder within, and liquid is poured in the gap between this and the actual glass but gives the impression of a full vessel. The drinker can then thunder this down but has actually drunk very…

An acid-dipped knife in both ears is better than Pitbull.

That. Them. Yes.

And after he sent you that muffin basket too…..

If you even manage a dump after a night on that you're doing well.

The voice of Vinnie the Vibrator will be provided by John Ratzenberger.

Who's been talking?…..

Release the tiny orange Kraken!

Short Penis was right there!

Actually you can probably drop the 'minds'……

I imagine her in her rocking chair, knitting her grandson a scarf and suddenly thinking 'Good golly, I'm 73 and I've never sucked a dong……'

Also 'use sounds'. If you don't know what this is, don't in the name of whatever you hold precious Google it, or you'll never sleep again….