Not a lot of laughs this week…..

Fat these days. For someone who never touches meat he's a right porker.

The compound belongs to ElDan.

Hopefully he'll cross the pond as well. Saw him in London last year and he was just fantastic. ITMOM was a particular highlight.

Seriously, Google the review on The Wrap. I would put a link but I'm sending this from my phone and that's a whole other world of pain.

Or Three Cops?

Poke…… bowl………?

Not to cure a sore asshole……

*Looks at byline. Decides not to make joke*

IF ONLY! One way to see 11 Questions go the way of the caption competition……

Interesting to see who the next victim will be, considering question twelve..

They suffer from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

That's the clean version.

Let it go, daveshayne, let it go…..

Shouldn't have laughed but that's dreadfully sad.

The bit right up against her minge….. (I'm so sorry, I"ve been drinking. A lot.)

The true dirt poor in Britain in the 1800's had a basic diet of oysters, which was regarded as the lowest possible form of sustenance.

Thighs are what should be used in a chicken stew or anything slow-cooked. Just delicious. Damn. Now I want slow-cooked chicken thighs….

Such a lot of work, but worth it.

A nearby bar used to run a special chicken wing night very week. The number of times people blacked out the 'n' in wing on the sign….. simple, happier times….