One of mine once threw up in one of my shoes. Now that's a nice surprise next morning when you're late for work…..

Darth Jehosophat.

I detest Snyder's work but this is tragic news and my heart goes out to him. We can moan and bitch about BvsS all we like but this is real life, not a stupid comic book. I type this as in my country nineteen people have been killed for merely attending a concert some person or persons obviously disagreed with on some…

You have to use it within a hour of purchase or it goes off. That's what my deal-, or rather my friend told me.

'… A few thousand dollars in cash on his swimsuit. ' All in coins…..

Diary Of A Weepy Dick.

'…The unflappable Weiner…'he he he *snurk*

And in other remake news, Thom Yorke is scoring the Suspiria remake, which is very intriguing.

They say that daylight is the best disinfectant. Mind you, didn't do anything to the mouldy pan in the outside khazi. …

'… remarkably short-lived and despised Rob'. Delicious.

There's a Star Wars movie set in a shoe factory - Brogue One.

An offputting title but not as bad as 'The Prolapse Murders' or 'Maniac Proctologist'.

Hold your tongue!

'Blowjob Or No Job' by The Piss Hammers.

Aka Bugger's Grips.

You know 'boak' is Irish slang for vomiting? …..

Which season of The Two Coreys was the season season?

But I didn't say which one! ***SPOILER*** it was the old git.

I saw the original on a plane in 1979. Fell asleep halfway through and when I woke up the three guys were down to two. And that's about all I remember about it…

Yes, I was surprised by that 'omission'. Sounds like a Grade-A utter shitbag.